Anonymous: what the hell is a two bob cunt is that some rude british thing wat eben asldkfja;sdkfj

Pahahahahaha it’s a Pete Doherty/Libertines reference that I employ regularly

It translates literally to: a whore

(and a cheap one at that)

Anonymous: Your blog is great :') x

Ohh I know

Pahahaha thank you darling~ x

Anonymous: who's hte last person you kissed and when?/

Last Thursday night. (To name no names), ‘twas some two bob cunt…

You know, you guys should totally message me~

Anonymously send me something; anything…But not nothing

It seems that I have watched over 12 hours worth of films in the last two days

oooooooops

oh, and I finished writing my first book. It’s titled:

The art of procrastination: a book by me